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evilspice:

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

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tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

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kindergarten2002:

“McDonald’s Electronic Fast Food Center” (2001)

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honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

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real-live-dragon:

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

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pillowtopgirl:

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

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luminouso:

tariqah:

tariqah:

princesscamila:

booasaur:

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

MOOD.

GAYS WILL OUTLIVE

Apparently the short haired girl went back to the show… gays cancelled 😔

She has to get money to take care of her new wife like every Bi Queen!

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comcastkills:

targuzzler:

comcastkills:

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

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thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

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kinderfunk:

how the eye moves

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#me
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plasmalogical:

oh fuck yum

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zfyn:

The second largest country in the world just decriminalized homosexuality. The Supreme Court of india struck away a colonial era ban on gay sex. “History owes an apology to LGBT persons for ostracisation and discrimination; It is difficult to right a wrong by history. But we can set the course for the future.” This is such a victory for the lgbtq+ community within India and all over the world. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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